Tuesday, December 23, 2008

Get Rich Quick

Going on the footsteps of Forbes, we decided to survey the quickest ways of getting rich in India. India, as we know is growing at a rate of 8% per annum and is producing millionaires at an alarming rate. The results of this survey are quite startling and have revealed very unconventional ways of getting rich. A special emphasis has been given on the quick part. That is the reason why some of the obvious professions like politics have been left out

The results are as follows:

1.Own a land property in the middle of a metro railway project or a commonwealth games project

You can quote a price almost 15-20 times of the property’s market value. Being government money, it will be handed over pretty comfortably. In fact, if properly executed, you can also end up as a billionaire.

2.Reality TV show

In this method, you have the added advantage of becoming a celebrity and a public figure. All you require is loads of attitude and drama skills, capacity to bear public embarrassment and a willingness to learn. The future is yours, baby.

3.IIT Coaching Classes

At this point, the richest people in India are the people who run coaching classes. This is third only because it takes some time to earn your first million. But once you do that honest, sky is the limit.

4.Narcotics Dealer

This is for adventurous people. If you have a stomach for the unlawful, this is the trade for you. India is a young country and its maturing. It needs something to grow on. The riches in this business are big and quick.

5.Travel Agent

Kabootarbazi
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