Obama takes over from President Bush

Bush – Congrats, Mr Black president

Obama – Thankyou, Mr son of a republican

Bush – I know I am leaving the country in quite a mess for you, but please take care of it.

Obama – Oh, yeah. I will. Don’t worry. I will immediately start reversing all your decisions.

Bush – Thanks, I couldn’t because I was the one who made them.

Obama –Yeah, I know

Bush – I have heard you are appointing Hillary Clinton as Sectary of State. Won’t you have problems working with her. She has her sights set on your job.

Obama – Wtf do you meanby that? When your father was in White House, did you have your eyes set on his job? Besides if she has, it’s natural. We are entering the generation of family politics like India. There an ex-prime minister’s son, daughter, wife, daughter-in-law and first or second cousins are the first ones to bid for the post.

Bush – Oh on the subject of India and Pakistan, remember some things. Do send copies of all your communication with Indian prime minister to Sonia Gandhi and never take a tour of Pakistan. For any communication, invite the Pakistani president to America. He loves coming here.

Obama- Thanks for the tip. I will certainly follow this advice. What about Middle East? How should I conduct myself there?

Bush – Oh, in whatever country you go, just follow some simple guidelines. As soon as you step in the country, start abusing Israel. Say how unprofessional, filthy and cheap they are. Follow this up by giving all Arabs you meet some expensive gifts. Also make sure that you praise all the expensive stuff they are wearing. Tell them about some new products which cost over 1 million dollars and are possessed by very few. This will give them something to buy and play with so that they can pass their time.

Obama – Ok. So did u follow my campaign?

Bush – Yeah, on internet. It was kind of cool. I mean you are a star right now. You know, I had convinced some Republican senators to vote for you. After eight years of bad decisions, I think now America deserves some good decisions.

Obama – Thanks. Guess what, last elections I had voted for you. I was sure that in next four years, you will surely make decisions which will help in strengthening people’s dislike for Republican Party and it will help my candidacy.

Bush – Thanks. I hope you will enjoy your stay in White House. It’s quite big.

Obama – Oh yeah, it seems to be. It seems it is made for Lalu ji’s family. Oh, Lalu ji is my politician friend from India. He has 9 or 10 children.

Bush – What crap, man. It will be big for him also. The only family whom I can think of for which it might have been unappropriately small is Obama’s family.

Obama – Yeah, guess you are right. Tell me, what should I do about Cuba?

Bush – Oh, that old fag. Keep sending him stuff. He is hell bent on making it to 40,000.

Obama – Cool. Any tips on how should I conduct myself in White House.

Bush – Oh, yeah. Always make sure that nobody enters the room in which you have kept your Cuban cigars. Never let anybody see you in your boxers. Every servant here is on the payroll of a newspaper. So, just talk on the dinner table about whatever you want to be published in the newspaper. Keep away from the interns here. Bill Clinton gave me that tip when I was assuming office here. So, I am passing it to you. Apart from that, sleep whenever you have free time because this is a 24 hour job.

Obama – Thanks a lot, man. I am not sure what blunders I would have committed without your advice.

Bush – It’s okay. Have a good term. I am writing a book on my term here. There, I might also criticize your policies. So, don’t take it to heart.

Obama – I won’t. Write whatever you want. After all, I am also done with my fair bit of criticizing your policies.

Bush – Thanks. Catch you later. Bye

Obama - bye

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