Weekly News - 2

The top stories of this week are :-


1.Now, Pak Army Man in Mumbai terror plot – Oh my God, what a surprise. It seems that the investigation has taken quite an unexpected turn of events. The government was expecting only Pakistan civilians to be involved in the attack.

2.Pope says stop homosexuality, save world – A rally is being organized in protest of this statement by parents saying - How about cleaning your own house first?

3.Antulay backtracks. The government hopes the issue is cleared. Antulay says “I had raised an issue and it has been answered.” – The government is worried about other issues Antulay might raise. It is rumoured that he might be planning to raise the issue of Hindu terrorists involved in the recent blasts in Afghanistan.

4.The shoes thrown on Bush bring employment to 100 people. Their demand in America has gone up drastically – Wonder what the conversation is these days in parties in America. One says “ See, these are the shoes with which an Iranian had beaten Bush”. The other says “ Oh really, see mine. These are the shoes with which Bush’s wife had beaten him”

5.Iran police closes down the office of Shirin Ebadi (Nobel Peace Prize Winner) – Putting Nobel Prize in perspective. When interviewed, the Iranian police said “ What is a Nobel Prize?”

6.Two youth caught stealing mobile phones – It has officially been confirmed that stealing mobile phones has taken over the chain snatching as the favorite past time of Indian youth.

7.Wine makers meet with government to discuss lowering excise duty – The government says it’s against the Gandhian principles. We should try and make the wine we produce so good that it can compete with French wines.

8.Soren’s assets double in 4 years – It has not been mentioned that they have become 10 times if wife of his property and son are included. Soren is thinking of doing a bachelor’s degree in Economics but he doesn’t want to go to the lower classes first.

9.Law passed. 5 years for people transmitting and publishing obscene material – People are asking what happens if somebody transmits it to you, you see it and then hand it back. Does the sentence still stand? The law needs to be clearly defined.

10.Miss Teen Carolina USA South Carolina’s answer is been mocked by Jimmy Kimmel and others – According to one of the judges, the point which we are forgetting is that she is also out of the same schools they are talking about. He says he has always hated this question answer part. You can put in another bathrobe sequence by replacing this, can’t u? Fair enough, we say.