Random Thoughts

Some random thoughts which struck me over this week:-

* If there was no system of arranged marriages in India, how many guys in India would have never got married? Many.

* Why do people make such cool g-mail id’s? (eg cooldude361).Imagine somebody has already taken the ids –cooldude, cooldude1 etc.

* Sir, be patient with kids.You have been studying rake angle for past 20 years and they are studying it for the first time. And if you understood rake angle that well while studying, what the hell are you doing teaching it to them now in this classroom

* 60 hits in one day and no comments. Why?

* A sitcom, a couch and a pepsi. Together, avoid them.

* We Indians are such good people. I mean we are the only ones who can talk about water conservation while shaving with an open tap.

* Which community is most liable to crack a PJ and then expect others to laugh at it? Guess,Guess.(Hint: The answer is professors).

* Chrome is actually fast. Bill Gates must be wondering what did he ever do to piss off the Google guys.

* There is blood on Wall Street and the pink slip season is back. It may better get over before my graduation. I don’t want to end up jobless. It’s no longer fashionable to be unemployed and I am not a Dalit. Also, I don’t have the assets to become a successful socialite.

* Some people do better under pressure. Some crack. Why? What's missing is a logical explanaton.

* How can somebody name its band “Butthole Surfers”. Common guys, get a life. There is a whole world waiting for you outside that butthole to get surfed.

* How much will the result of four pathetic exams count for? In the long run, I don't know. But in the short term, they are all that will count. So people, please study.

* Wake up when September Ends