Your dream job

If you are an undecided youth who is still searching for his dream job, you have come to the right place. Here we profile some of the coolest and highest paying state specific jobs in the country. Depending on which state you want to settle down in, you can look up the corresponding dream job in the table below:-

Bihar

Kidnapper – This is the highest paying job in the country presently and if Laluji remains in power, this will rank high among the safest jobs also. In case you are put in jail, you can run your bussiness from inside the jail. This facility is made availiable by Laluji and Bihar police to help in attracting investment in this industry.

West Bengal

Labour Union Member – There is no need to work. Whenever you are in need of money, you can go on a strike and ask your company bosses to pay you. And if the company shuts down, you can break and set fire to two or three government vehicles and then ask the government to pay your expenses.

Tamil Nadu

Film Actor – You just need to be fat, have a huge moustache and look sun burnt to make it big in the industry. You will have the hottest females in the entire country featuring opposite you. The rest of the job will be done by the director who will put gravity defying stunts in your role which will make the janta go mad in the cinema theatres.

Delhi

Bus Driver – Everyone will be afraid of you. In fact, you can collect tax from people for their safety on road.In case somebody doesn’t obilige; you can run over him with your bus. The side effects will be a small newsarticle in the next day’s paper which will claim “One more killed by Blueline buses” and you will have to search for a new job. Although this might hurt your chances, it will be still worth a shot for you to search your new job in the field of driving only.

Maharashtra

Marathi teacher – You will have total control over who resides in Maharashtra and who is kicked out of the state. You can start charging double the normal rates from people who are not originally from Maharashtra. And yeah, all this along with a special award from Bal Thackrey for contributing in the progress of the nation.

Punjab

Immigration Officer – You can force people to pay hefty bribes for their passports. With almost every family in the state coming to you, you will often earn a six figure sum in a single month. And that six figure sum will come from the family’s earlier immigrated sons who are sending money from Canada.

Harayana

Jigolo – With male: female ratio projected to go up to 5:1 in favor of males in the coming years, this will be the most profitable business in the state. But there is a catch. This business opportunity will be availed by only those who have the early movers advantage. Another profitable move here will be to form gay rights NGO's who will receive enormous grants from the citizens of the state. Considering the average rate at which NGO’s curb money, the founders can become rich very quickly

Karnataka

Lawyer – You can always argue that the neighbour’s daughter is lawfully your daughter-in-law since the water of the muncipality which she drinks passes through your house first before going to her house. In effect, you can say that the water which she is drinking is yours. The judge will be mighty pleased with your argument.

Chattisgarh

Police Inspector – You can call anybody a naxalite and throw him in jail. There will be nobody to question you except the naxalites with whom you can strike a deal. And you will be so much inside the remote forests that there will be no cause of worry from the side of the district authorities

Gujarat

Baba Ramdev – You will just need to wear orange colored clothes, grow long hair like rock stars (if possible dye them white), sit on an assan all day long and preach. Every time you preach,you can say the same thing with slight variations.Once you have preached, you will need to sit still with your eyes closed for half an hour. The people will automatically put all the things required for a living (such as food, money, clothes etc) at your feet.

Kerala

No job - You won’t have a job.But you surely will be a Bachelor of Science in two subjects.

Orissa

No job - You will neither have a job nor a degree. Welcome to the poverty line.